Gradually Indequate V1 - A Naruto Fan Fiction

The day was ripe with opportunity. With the opening of a new resort island, an unlikely group of shinobi had gathered upon the waterfront. Though Sakura had agreed to visit the resort due to the stress of her daily life, she was also indubitably uncomfortable by the presence of her traveling companions. Though her female companion was suitable, Tsunade, Madam Haruno's abecedary, her male counterpart was less than courteous. Naruto of house Uzumaki was the protagonist of this chapter's long time on and off again colleague, in addition to his daily duty as a pompous, crass, imbecile. It was not uncommon for Mr. Uzumaki to be found where he ought not to be, particularly in the ladies lavatory. Despite the inevitable predicaments that Mr. Uzumaki would see himself involved in, Madam Haruno was disinclined to concede to Mr. Uzumaki's dilapidation of her sabbatical.

To add to further confusion, the group consisting of Naruto, Tsunade, and Sakura was then greeted by another group, as the three atempted to lay out their towels in the sand. The group was approached by another odd group, Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, whom had inexplicably settled their disagreeance, as well as Tobi and Konan, Itachi's coworkers, Neji Hyuuga, Chouji Akimichi, Master Jiraiya, Kakashi sensei, and Sai as well. It seemed that all of Konoha was on vacation! It sure was a popular spot, apparently. The group began to chit-chat and mingle. Some tanned laying in the sand, others started games of beach volley ball, other went out for a swim. After an hour or so of fun in the sun, the group then grew again as Zabuza Momochi and his best friend Rock Lee approached. That's when people got wondering. Why were so many people from Konoha, and their friends here? Why were so many people, who were once enemies, suddenly friends?

The answer came slowly to the group as they noticed another figure approaching them. Do to the necesity of another plot twist, it was non other than the elusiv Orochimaru1  "Haev thoust all figured out why I broughtst thy here?" he asked in a scary way. some peoples started figuring it out. Others didnt. "Wait a second, I got invited her because I won a contest!" Conan yeled. "Me to!" exlaimed Choji. "Thy all were invited, thy all were invited by me! Did't you think it was odd? That all off you were here?" Orochimaru said. The group of ninja begun to gathre around in a semi-circle to get a bitter lisen. "Hey! What's the big idea?" ylled Naruto loudly. "Allow me to explaining." Said Orochimairy. "I brought all of thou here to kill thee! Now, without all of thou, Konobo will be defenseless!" thr group started to grasp and get scared. "I want thoust all to meet, my new friends!" Then Orochimaru disappeared in a big puff of smoke type stufff. Then suddenly....

ZOMBEIS APPEARED. but they wernt just reglar zombeis, they were konobo zombeis1 evry1 dat  these ninjaz new b4 were now zombeis! Eno nd sheikamairu nd temary were all zombeis1 they wer blooody and disecrating all over da place. Konobomairu was even missin a i. zestu was missink a leag, nd Hiddens interesting wer draggin on da ground bhind him! it was so sacrry. all da ninjaz runned away scremming. sakura had it da werst! she was in da shower wen da zombeis came, so she didnt even no! luckly itachey ran in 2 da bafrooms 2 hide. sakra didnt no dere was zombeis so she thot itachey was a prevert! she hit him in da hed den put a toewl on. she went to open da door but itachey yelled "no wait1" "wat!" she snaped. itachey said "deres zombeis out dere, dats y i ran in here, okay?" but sakra didnt beleve him.

she opend da door and seed da zombeis.she was so sacred. sakra ran 2 itachey and scremmed and cryed. but den da towel felle dof! sakra was so embarised so she tryed to put it back on but itachey said "no" den he grabbed her by her rist and said "u have such a butiful bodie. dont covr it, k?" den sakra sed yes. da to of dem relized tey lovd each oter nd started to di it. sakra leid down on da flor and itachey go his cloths of. he leid on top off her nd pulled out his thingie. dey mad loev on da bathrom flor sex times [geddit.] b4 dey wer intrupted by...

SASUKE.